I’m a man of many written words, and few spoken. I write words about animation, the outdoors, gut health, gut instincts, AI, pets, sports, and just about anything a client asks me to write about—unless they ask me to write a bio about myself, not my forte (to use a French word). I never went to ad school. I’ve won no awards (unless you count high school drama). I published one short story in an obscure literary journal you’ve never heard of. I do a mean Johnny Cash impression. Work with me?